Quagmire was so angry, he created actual continuity in the family guy timeline

There you have it. One minute of Seth MacFarlane ranting on himself.

The key difference is that Quagmire isn’t afraid to own up to being a bad person, whereas Brian tries to deny the fact that he’s not a good person by lying to himself.

1:12 which only further worsens Brian because he’s met both Jesus and God, multiple times, and yet somehow doesn’t believe in both

So, to summarize...

That little flicker before Quagmire starts talking is perfect timing.

bro has receipts

1:24 probably the funniest part, is Quagmire saying the Main reason he hates Brian is because "He is a bore"

I love this scene because Quagmire isn’t trying to 1 up Brian, or say that he’s better than Brian, he’s simply putting that Brian is no better than him or anyone else

0:04 PLOT TWIST: That static was added to express Quagmire’s blind rage.

This is Quagmire’s best moment in Family Guy. He called out Brian in every way possible as to why he hates him. It’s not so much the things Brian has done, but the way he tries to cover up his bad behavior. As much of a hypocrite Quagmire is for when it comes to women, he’s at least honest about it and doesn’t hide the truth. Brian always tries to come up with some ridiculous claim just to get with women. Quagmire was saying exactly what we’ve all been thinking.

Definition of good message wrong messenger

The problem is, Brian said “how can you not like me?” instead what he should’ve said was “why don’t you like me?”

This is really well made!

"All I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me, how can you not like me?"

It sounds like Seth Mcfarlane criticizing himself..

Basically every internet complaint about Brian lol

0:04 That moment of single static is like Quagmire's patience is finally snapped off

I feel like this is one of those “right message, wrong messenger” moments.